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queenbeeyotch) wrote2013-04-10 03:30 pm
queenbeeyotch) wrote2013-04-10 03:30 pm
001 Action/Video for Goldenrod Base
[Should you happen to be around the ground floor of the Rocket Base, you'd probably notice one new recruit standing around, mopping up the floors while grumbling to herself. Cleaning was such a demeaning task, especially to someone like her, but she supposed it could be worse.
It wasn't long before her task was complete, though, and with a sigh she brushed the sweat (ew, gross) off of her brow and surveyed her work. ...only to found out her disgusting Grimer had dirtied the entire portion she started on. To top it all off, look how innocent it looks. Too bad that only serves to piss its trainer off even more. Why look, she's throwing a hissy fit complete with incoherent yelling and stomping!]
D-do you have any idea what you've just done?!
...grimer?
Grrr...! I spent a half hour cleaning this floor and you went and ruined it, THAT'S what!
[Yeah it's...clearly got no clue what's she's talking about or what's going on. Shame Barby doesn't give a shit. With the last of her patience gone, she kicks the bucket of water towards the pile of sentient slime before grabbing her Pokéball and calling it back.
This is going to be a long day.]
[About an hour or so later, after she FINALLY got her stupid job done, she'll be making a network post in her cheerleading outfit, as to not draw in suspicion to herself.]
While I would simply adore an explanation as to where I am and why I'm here, I would be thrilled if someone could explain to me how to deal with this...whatever it is?
[At that, she gestures to the Grimer, which waves.]
It follows me around constantly, leaves a filthy trail of sludge everywhere, smells HORRID, and to top it all off; it won't stop hugging m-
[And that's the last thing you see before said hugging starts and the creature engulfs the screen. There's an loud yell of "GET OFF ME" before the feed finally ends a few seconds later.]
It wasn't long before her task was complete, though, and with a sigh she brushed the sweat (ew, gross) off of her brow and surveyed her work. ...only to found out her disgusting Grimer had dirtied the entire portion she started on. To top it all off, look how innocent it looks. Too bad that only serves to piss its trainer off even more. Why look, she's throwing a hissy fit complete with incoherent yelling and stomping!]
D-do you have any idea what you've just done?!
...grimer?
Grrr...! I spent a half hour cleaning this floor and you went and ruined it, THAT'S what!
[Yeah it's...clearly got no clue what's she's talking about or what's going on. Shame Barby doesn't give a shit. With the last of her patience gone, she kicks the bucket of water towards the pile of sentient slime before grabbing her Pokéball and calling it back.
This is going to be a long day.]
[About an hour or so later, after she FINALLY got her stupid job done, she'll be making a network post in her cheerleading outfit, as to not draw in suspicion to herself.]
While I would simply adore an explanation as to where I am and why I'm here, I would be thrilled if someone could explain to me how to deal with this...whatever it is?
[At that, she gestures to the Grimer, which waves.]
It follows me around constantly, leaves a filthy trail of sludge everywhere, smells HORRID, and to top it all off; it won't stop hugging m-
[And that's the last thing you see before said hugging starts and the creature engulfs the screen. There's an loud yell of "GET OFF ME" before the feed finally ends a few seconds later.]