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[Should you happen to be around the ground floor of the Rocket Base, you'd probably notice one new recruit standing around, mopping up the floors while grumbling to herself. Cleaning was such a demeaning task, especially to someone like her, but she supposed it could be worse.

It wasn't long before her task was complete, though, and with a sigh she brushed the sweat (ew, gross) off of her brow and surveyed her work. ...only to found out her disgusting Grimer had dirtied the entire portion she started on. To top it all off, look how innocent it looks. Too bad that only serves to piss its trainer off even more. Why look, she's throwing a hissy fit complete with incoherent yelling and stomping!]

D-do you have any idea what you've just done?!

...grimer?

Grrr...! I spent a half hour cleaning this floor and you went and ruined it, THAT'S what!

[Yeah it's...clearly got no clue what's she's talking about or what's going on. Shame Barby doesn't give a shit. With the last of her patience gone, she kicks the bucket of water towards the pile of sentient slime before grabbing her Pokéball and calling it back.

This is going to be a long day.]

[About an hour or so later, after she FINALLY got her stupid job done, she'll be making a network post in her cheerleading outfit, as to not draw in suspicion to herself.]

While I would simply adore an explanation as to where I am and why I'm here, I would be thrilled if someone could explain to me how to deal with this...whatever it is?

[At that, she gestures to the Grimer, which waves.]

It follows me around constantly, leaves a filthy trail of sludge everywhere, smells HORRID, and to top it all off; it won't stop hugging m-

[And that's the last thing you see before said hugging starts and the creature engulfs the screen. There's an loud yell of "GET OFF ME" before the feed finally ends a few seconds later.]

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A doll?

[She seems to consider this.]

I...guess that could work, if only as a distraction.

Yes! Maybe he just wants someone or something to hug~!

As long as it's not hugging me, I'll be happy.

[So this post wasn't a total waste after all. Good...good...]

Now, do you know where I would be able to purchase a doll of decent quality?

Hm...any shop should have one, really! There are lots of pokedolls! I'm in a big city, too, so I can send you one if you like!

[Well...nothing wrong with a gift. This kid seems to be an admirer, after all.]

I see no problems with that. Could you send it to the Goldenrod Pokémon Center in about...two weeks or so?

[That's not suspicious.]

Sure! Does something special happen in two weeks?

Not really, it's just when I'll have time to pick it up. I'm a busy woman.

Then that's when it will be there for you!

[ A clefairy doll, perhaps, because he likes pink. ]

Thank you very much, Honey. Perhaps one day I'll be able to return the favor!

[Although knowing her, she'll probably make him president of her fan club.]

You don't need to! I don't mind doing it.

[ He also probably wouldn't mind doing that, although he probably also wouldn't be great at it...too easily distracted. ]

Well, if you insist! I'll just consider it a gift from an admirer.

[Well, she could always just make him an official member.]

Anyway, I'm afraid I must be off. Do take care of yourself, darling.

Oh! Take care, Barby-chan! Perhaps I'll see you again later.

Mm-hmm.

[She waves at him, before finally turning off the feed. Huh...that went well.]

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